Spider Update – Shower

I just now (literally, three minutes ago) went to take a shower. As I was approaching the shower to turn it on, I noticed that, for reasons unbeknown to me, my family had decided to leave a chair in the bathroom, close to the shower. As I approached the shower and got a better look at the chair, it came to my attention that a) the chair had eight legs, b) the chair was definitely alive, and c) the chair was actually an overgrown mutant spider of a size appropriate for spearing with a stick for the purpose of rotating above a fire and feeding a small community of cavemen for a week.

I resolve never to shower in there again, which may actually not be an option now that the cement truck is laying down the 15th foot of concrete over said bathroom and said offending arachnid.

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