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	<description>Yes, I am ripping off Dave Barry.</description>
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		<title>Six Flags, One Orca</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 14 Oct 2009 18:11:21 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Brad Conte</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Note: This article was originally written in July, 2006, to amuse the readers of my Xanga blog. I also put it on my website but have re-posted it here because I think it belongs here.
People are insisting I update with something. I doubt anyone&#8217;s eager to see my computer code implementation of MD5 or SHA-1, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Bark If You Like To Fly</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 14 Jul 2007 08:57:27 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Brad Conte</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I love flying, primarily because there is little about the current air travel process that is not thoroughly comical. This fact is made especially juicy when combined with the fact that I&#8217;ve already realized, about a day or two into this blog, that I&#8217;m desperate for writing material. Thus my recent visit to my out-of-state [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Booger Sees its First Daylight</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 10 Jul 2007 21:52:33 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Brad Conte</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[General]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[After many months of underground top-secret development (I forgot about it for a while), The Daily Booger is finally ready to open its doors and embrace the adoring public.
For those just arriving, you can read more about The Daily Booger and who runs it. Hopefully not because you&#8217;re considering filing a lawsuit.
The first official article [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Spider Update &#8211; They&#8217;re Starting to Resemble Coffee</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 04 Jun 2007 09:09:49 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Brad Conte</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[So I&#8217;m trying to get through the kitchen this morning trying to do what any average Joe might be doing in their kitchen at 2 AM, namely, find a screwdriver and some nails.
At least, that&#8217;s what my original intention was. Once in the actual kitchen, my updated mission assignment was to exit the kitchen carrying [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Spider Update &#8211; Shower</title>
		<link>http://thedailybooger.com/spider-update-2.html</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 11 May 2007 07:38:15 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Brad Conte</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I just now (literally, three minutes ago) went to take a shower. As I was approaching the shower to turn it on, I noticed that, for reasons unbeknown to me, my family had decided to leave a chair in the bathroom, close to the shower. As I approached the shower and got a better look [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>63</slash:comments>
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		<title>Spider Update &#8211; Shirt</title>
		<link>http://thedailybooger.com/spider-update.html</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 22 Apr 2007 09:21:16 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Brad Conte</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[For those of you new to planet Earth, possibly having just arrived from some other planet like Mars, Neptune, or  North Dakota, I hate spiders. Really, really hate them.
While in Texas, I took it upon myself to purchase a shirt for the formal occasion of breathing on Easter. We weren&#8217;t doing anything fancy or [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The First Booger</title>
		<link>http://thedailybooger.com/the-first-booger.html</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 15 Apr 2007 20:00:49 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Brad Conte</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[General]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[I suppose you could say that this is the first official unofficial post for The Daily Booger. It&#8217;s official because, well, I&#8217;m posting it, and unofficial because, well, the blog isn&#8217;t public yet. As of posting this, The Booger still in design and will be for a bit while I work on getting everything (visual [...]]]></description>
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