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	<title>The Daily Booger &#187; Spider Updates</title>
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	<description>Yes, I am ripping off Dave Barry.</description>
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		<title>Spider Update &#8211; They&#8217;re Starting to Resemble Coffee</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 04 Jun 2007 09:09:49 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Brad Conte</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[So I&#8217;m trying to get through the kitchen this morning trying to do what any average Joe might be doing in their kitchen at 2 AM, namely, find a screwdriver and some nails.
At least, that&#8217;s what my original intention was. Once in the actual kitchen, my updated mission assignment was to exit the kitchen carrying [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Spider Update &#8211; Shower</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 11 May 2007 07:38:15 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Brad Conte</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I just now (literally, three minutes ago) went to take a shower. As I was approaching the shower to turn it on, I noticed that, for reasons unbeknown to me, my family had decided to leave a chair in the bathroom, close to the shower. As I approached the shower and got a better look [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Spider Update &#8211; Shirt</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 22 Apr 2007 09:21:16 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Brad Conte</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[For those of you new to planet Earth, possibly having just arrived from some other planet like Mars, Neptune, or  North Dakota, I hate spiders. Really, really hate them.
While in Texas, I took it upon myself to purchase a shirt for the formal occasion of breathing on Easter. We weren&#8217;t doing anything fancy or [...]]]></description>
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