Spider Update – They’re Starting to Resemble Coffee
So I’m trying to get through the kitchen this morning trying to do what any average Joe might be doing in their kitchen at 2 AM, namely, find a screwdriver and some nails.
At least, that’s what my original intention was. Once in the actual kitchen, my updated mission assignment was to exit the kitchen carrying said supplies without looking directly at the kitchen wall, which was inhabited by a small black blob that looked suspiciously like an arachnid. It was doing it’s best to look like a small coffee stain on the wall — whose house doesn’t have at least one or two of those? — but I wasn’t to be fooled. All of our wall coffee stains are on the other side of the kitchen.
I managed to escape the kitchen with my supplies by closing my eyes and striding briskly past the wall, breaking out into a full on sprint to my bedroom only after it occurred to me that I was walking past a wall with a spot on it that could be a spider.
Needless to say, I’ll be dining in my bedroom for the remainder of the week, not that this is anything new.